Gwyneth Paltrow was out and about in New York last night for the “2nd Annual Bent on Learning Benefit”. Blah, blah, something to do with yoga. When I first saw these photos, I thought “Oh my God, Goop is pregnant!” She does look knocked up, doesn’t she? But as I looked though more photos, I kind of think it’s just a really badly cut dress. See:

You can tell it’s just got a weird cut, and the fabric is doing her figure no favors. That being said, it’s not impossible to think that Goopy could be pregnant. She’s been talking up babies in her past several interviews. She even told Ellen Degeneres this week: “I would love to have another child at some point. I feel very, very lucky that I have two healthy, nice ones.” Ha! She really said her children were “nice healthy ones” like they some herbal oddity she was discussing in Goop. Bless her heart. Of course, if Goopy is pregnant, she might have to curb her excessive wine drinking – although she didn’t stop drinking with her other pregnancies, so why start now?

By the way, Madonna and Lourdes were also at this yoga event. Two things: when Madge is made up and she’s in great lighting, her oversized cheek implants aren’t that ghastly. But is Lola’s outfit appropriate for a 13-year old? Eh? The outfit is okay, but I could do without the mangled tights.

Madge, Lola & Goopy in NYC on April 28, 2010. Credit: INFphoto.com & WENN.

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